you cant niae a crime scene, just pretend you are a victim.

WAKE ME HUMAN ad YOU DIE

When you are the last Cat built for the day are

One minute was sleeping on the pillow... Let's just be thankful still alive.

FRIGHTENS ME

LOS ANGELES BECOMES NO KILL CITY FOR ANIMAL SHELTERS ELARGEST NO-KKILL CITY IN THE COUNTRY MAKING IT TH FOX 11

The groomer cut every part of my husky except for his head. I can't stop laughing

"You merely adopted the bark. I was born in it, molded by it."

\ Love You Forever

I WILL find you, and I WILL lick you @dogsarethefunniest

This cat looks like he's holding a lithe machine gun

HA HA REAL FUNNY

Rob Roll @ihegallowboob the best kind of unexpected visitor RING Someone is at your Front Door PM - - Twitter for iPhone

In Norway you get a small amount of money for recycling They're often collected by poor people, homeless etc. A lot of our trash cans has these holders around them so people don't have to search through the trash to collect them

Unless your baby looks like this I don't wanna see it on my timeline

Hen check nlo fren. This is a "check in. Are u doin ok? -Have u eaten and drinken? Just remember that luv no matter what. What. ave a wonderful day.

When you stop chasing your tail & start chasing your dreams

Did you know... Baby elephants suck on their trunks, much like babies suck their thumbs. It comforts them.

every night, the second close my computer, they run to the top of the stairs and stare down at me, waiting for me to come up to bed

My apartment pool was being put to good use

Some call him a sploot legend

cottagecore kitties in a bed of flowers

When someone tells you a secret you already knew and you gotta act surprised

After delivering his sick burn, Nick followed up with a loud, smug raspberry

I had vacuumed and forgot to put his steps back up against the couch. Came in to find him like this.