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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean. So give him a salad, maybe.
My wife five minutes after watching a movie that she picked out.
My wife five minutes after watching a movie that she picked out.
aww Posted by v.redd.it @1 George did not like the Christmas tree box being on top of his mat!
When you have warm laundry, all is right with the world
When you have warm laundry, all is right with the world
This duck thinks he's a flamingo
This duck thinks he's a flamingo
"WHAT IF SOY MILK IS JUST REGULAR MILK INTRODUCING ITSELF IN SPANISH?"
STEVE
cc
"WHAT IF SOY MILK IS JUST REGULAR MILK INTRODUCING ITSELF IN SPANISH?" STEVE cc
am i crazy or
is that the '
red dotwe you're not tlestroyed crazy...
yesterday? see ittoo
am i crazy or is that the ' red dotwe you're not tlestroyed crazy... yesterday? see ittoo
me one second after i tell someone i'm not even tired yet
me one second after i tell someone i'm not even tired yet
When you're comfortable with being yourself around others
When you're comfortable with being yourself around others
WHEN EVIL CLOWN TAYS PULL YOU THE SEWER
BUT YOU WOHT BECAUSE YOU LOVE TAKE ANB GON'T LIKE TG EXERCISE.
WHEN EVIL CLOWN TAYS PULL YOU THE SEWER BUT YOU WOHT BECAUSE YOU LOVE TAKE ANB GON'T LIKE TG EXERCISE.
HISTORY HUSTLE Lincoln was a cat lover and brought stray cats home. Once, an admiral during the siege of
Petersburg saw Lincoln "tenderly caressing three stray kittens" saying, "kitties, thank God you are cats, and can't understand this terrible strife that is going on." He was given two kittens, Tabby and Dixie, and once fed Tabby from the table at a formal White House dinner. When his wife objected, he replied, "If the gold fork was good enough for former President James Buchanan, I think it is good enough for Tabby."
HISTORY HUSTLE Lincoln was a cat lover and brought stray cats home. Once, an admiral during the siege of Petersburg saw Lincoln "tenderly caressing three stray kittens" saying, "kitties, thank God you are cats, and can't understand this terrible strife that is going on." He was given two kittens, Tabby and Dixie, and once fed Tabby from the table at a formal White House dinner. When his wife objected, he replied, "If the gold fork was good enough for former President James Buchanan, I think it is good enough for Tabby."
Tel me Sir Mittens,
what does mire xingdom
th nk of me?
Marvelous,
Tel me Sir Mittens, what does mire xingdom th nk of me? Marvelous,
Me: dont get why you cant just say it to my face
Someone: *says it to my face*
Me:
dogsbirbv8 dogsbirbv8
30 mar
Me: dont get why you cant just say it to my face Someone: *says it to my face* Me:
Weatherman Working From Home Kept
Getting Interrupted By His Cat And Now
She's A Star
EXTENDED FORECAST
sat TUE SS
0%
Weatherman Working From Home Kept Getting Interrupted By His Cat And Now She's A Star EXTENDED FORECAST sat TUE SS 0%
Orphaned raccoon still comes back to visit the woman who saved him more than 3
years ago
@globalpositivenews
Orphaned raccoon still comes back to visit the woman who saved him more than 3 years ago @globalpositivenews
The groomer cut every part of my husky except for his head. I can't stop laughing
The groomer cut every part of my husky except for his head. I can't stop laughing
When the two kiddos in the house decides to go for a walk together with matching UNICORN outfits
EVERYBODY
DIFFERENT
EVERY BODY
PERFORMED
=A- MIRACLE
EVERYBODY.
SHOULD BE PROUD
EVERYBODY DIFFERENT EVERY BODY PERFORMED =A- MIRACLE EVERYBODY. SHOULD BE PROUD
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?"
Me:
Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
be
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes be
It's clear to me who was the most photogenic in this picture
It's clear to me who was the most photogenic in this picture