AN INTELLECTUAL READS NEWSPAPERS BEFORE HE PEES ON THEM

I can't wait for the office potluck! People always ask me how I make the paw print sugar cookies so perfect!

have overheard my 11 year old planning April fools jokes for days, instead, this morning, he decided to bring me breakfast in bed because he "thought it would be more fun

The mighty catasaurus once ruled this land

He started rescuing baby manatees when he was just 11 years old. Now he is in charge of the entire Manatee Conservation Program. @globalpositivenews

YOU WANT CUDDLES? HERE BUY

Me burning my tongue for the millonth time cuz i'ma hungry impatient idiot who refuses to wait or blow on my food.

When your landlord says no dogs

chai a day out on the town with the girls

He pouted like this and whispered under his breath for 5 minutes because I wouldn't let him chew on my phone case

Weasel photographed riding om woodpecker's back 3 March 2015 MARTIN LE-MAY Martin Le-May caught the moment when the woodpecker took flight with a weasel on its back Amateur photographer Martin Le-May, from Essex, has recorded the extraordinary image of a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker as it flies through the air.

NEW New York Post @nypost Dog fakes a broken leg to get pets and treats from tourists @icyems Tapinnart tha hy; ictla

Me risking my job, career and future to get extra sleep

When you find out that you were actually the good girl all along.

When you're late for work and forget to feed the king

Here's a picture of my cat no one asked for. lord-kitschener This is absolutely what I asked for, thank you

This bird landed on the page about itself

alien: how did you enslave your human dog: did not alien: then why does he provide for your every need dog: because he loves me alien: but why does he love you dog: [wagging tail] because i love him

bro help me up

I wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like: