When little kids turn around in their booth and stare at you while you're eating

Friend: "Does your cat bite?" Me: "Worse. He judges you."

THIS WAS IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM AT SCHOOL Missing dog miss my dog *he's Not at lost home or anything he's Just at home *and I'm here at school "enjoy the picture of him tho

Consent to @catitolovers Dumped out a full bottle of catnip and has tracked it all over the house. But chooses to Stay i in the pile he's got right here and shout.

They left you like you were trash, And collected you as my treasure...

at your fe Up at you OR

When you stay up to midnight and you just sleep

Happy poodle moth noises

Dog picks out her own shelter kitten

put a wig on the dog and frightened the crap out of the postman. ow

U THOUGHT IT WAS DOGGO? BAMBOOZLED!! IT IS I CADE!!

When someone gives you compliment and you're not sure what to do with it

SQUIRREL! OR PERHAPS A CHIPMUNK OR PRAIRIE DOG. I SHOULDN'T BE SO QUICK TO LINGE BACER OW MV TC

When you're the only one awake at the sleepover

Yung Minkus Someone in my cat group put a ski mask on their cat and I am losing it

Hen check nlo fren. This is a "check in. Are u doin ok? -Have u eaten and drinken? Just remember that luv no matter what. What. ave a wonderful day.