Was at the light and saw this good boye tire cover when who should appear, but the boye himself.

omgosh who u? am flappy wing doggo wow do me a fascinate

AFTER LISTENING TO, LINDA, HIS HUMAN, FOR 12 DAYS WHILE IN QUARANTINE AS SHE FOR 'HOURS ON SPARKY REALIZED HE WAS NOT CUT OUT TO BE ALI

MY DOG STARTED SLEEPIRG IN THE GRAFT SUPPEIES IT'S THE DOG SO WE HAD SHOW WHO'S IN CHARGE THE DOG'S CHARGE

"My professor gave up trying to get his cat off his work"

You're going to hear a little pawp

I walked into my kitchen and I had the strangest feeling that I was being watched

my face after I squirrel away both laser pointers away from my roommates

This is every old man's Facebook profile picture and it's always uploaded 9 times

When you lie on your resume and still get the job

Last July a stray kitten came into my office, looked at me like "you are my human", so I adopted her. Today, this happened. Guess now I'm an owner of another good girl

luv dis duck they think am ducko he doesnt quack much

ADVICE FROM A SLOTH: TAKE YouR Time. * GET A GRIP ON THINGS. * RELAX OFTEN. * HANG OuT A LOT, GET PLenty OF SLEEP, *LET THINGS Rot OFF You. USE THE BATHROom FACING Down.

WHEN YOUR CHILD INHERITS YOUR CHARACTER, AND NOW YOU HAVE A MINI TOXIC VERSION OF YOURSELF.

The new blanket my wife got for our couch is kinda freaking me oute