FOUND: Cat was at my front door this evening with no collar. He ate 5 cans of tuna, so he must have been lost a while. He was covered in dirt and leaves, so I gave him a bath. I've been checking with neighbors, but no one seems to be missing a cat
Girl: "I'm gonna take a picture of u with wine so it looks like u drink hahaha" Cat: "Whatever helps u cope with your chronic alcohol problem Stephanie" Girl: "what" Cat: "meow"
pods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE'S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE