alien: how did you enslave your human dog: did not alien: then why does he provide for your every need dog: because he loves me alien: but why does he love you dog: [wagging tail] because i love him

Did you know... Baby elephants suck on their trunks, much like babies suck their thumbs. It comforts them.

my blind cat loves the outdoors

some may call you crazy cat latly but we call you

This happens when your dog really wants the pizza you ordered We believe in COM

HERE. HE COMES 10 SAVE THE DAY BUT FIRST, MIGHTY DOG MIST NAP

total eclipse of the cat

Homeless man raises awareness to help other homeless people: "No matter what your situation is, you can be an inspiration or encourage someone else in life." @globalpositivenews

Am i Beautiful?

Blue thinks that if someone gets in the bathtub, he should also be in there.

"Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong." - W.R. Purche #dogsoftwitter #sundayvibes

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Cliff had always wanted a high rise condo

hot of hot on

I'M IN YOUR PC STEALING ALL YOUR MEMEZ

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Me: I study better in bed Also Me:

Friend: "Does your cat bite?" Me: "Worse. He judges you."

POW: its 7 am. and you dont want to go to sheol

he look like a coat hanger

Copy cat... or cat scan?

When your phone dies in public and you don't know what to do with yourself

When you're sexy and you know it

Welcome to the catfeteria. Meatloaf or sloppy joe? @kingduncan__

When little kids turn around in their booth and stare at you while you're eating

in asking lam once again a may I have some chimken nuggos