HEY GARL HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLUE--

THIS WAS IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM AT SCHOOL Missing dog miss my dog *he's Not at lost home or anything he's Just at home *and I'm here at school "enjoy the picture of him tho

"Does he bite?" "No, but he judges you!"

Indonesian drummer with homemade kit goes viral and gets a new drum kit thanks to Mike Portnoy. \y,

NO, NOT EVEN LITTLE ONES.

When you realize it's work tomorrow for the next 40 years

Are you also abandoned by humans? Idecided. From today we will be friends

"Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right."

when u say ur going to take an hour nap and wake up 10 hours later

A woman I once met told me this "To judge a place, look at the stray cats. If they are friendly, bold and relaxed, you know it is a good village with good people."

friend: we should wake up early and start working out me:

me ignoring all my responsibilities and staying up until tagging my friends in memes

The good thing about having a social life like mine is that you don't even notice you are in quarantine

No one: French Royalty in the 18th century:

HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER. WANNA USE MY LITTER BOK?