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Dad: doesn't want dog
Family: gets dog anyway
Dad and dog:
@raddad
Dad: doesn't want dog Family: gets dog anyway Dad and dog: @raddad
explain your srmoiness
explain your srmoiness
when you just eat a few chips and suddently the whole bag is empty:
was ts
when you just eat a few chips and suddently the whole bag is empty: was ts
Me: Can we go see the sistine chapel?
Mom: No, we have that at home.
The sistine chapel at home:
Me: Can we go see the sistine chapel? Mom: No, we have that at home. The sistine chapel at home:
there are two types of dogs
When ur human says "who's a good boy" and u already know it's u
When ur human says "who's a good boy" and u already know it's u
2-year-old born without hands gets a
puppy without paw
@globalpositivenews
2-year-old born without hands gets a puppy without paw @globalpositivenews
Anyone else's dog dismount the sofa like this?
Anyone else's dog dismount the sofa like this?
When little kids turn around in their booth and stare at you while you're eating
When little kids turn around in their booth and stare at you while you're eating
Girl: "I'm gonna take a picture of u with wine so it looks like u drink hahaha"
Cat: "Whatever helps u cope with your chronic alcohol problem Stephanie"
Girl: "what"
Cat: "meow"
Girl: "I'm gonna take a picture of u with wine so it looks like u drink hahaha" Cat: "Whatever helps u cope with your chronic alcohol problem Stephanie" Girl: "what" Cat: "meow"
There's always that one kid ruining every family photo
There's always that one kid ruining every family photo
U thought I was fruit but I am doggo
U thought I was fruit but I am doggo
At 78, Great grandmother graduates college: "If I could have done cartwheels
across the stage, would have"
At 78, Great grandmother graduates college: "If I could have done cartwheels across the stage, would have"
The feline gods found the gift of the golden idol acceptable
The feline gods found the gift of the golden idol acceptable
WalG!
look how happy this raccoon is with his stuffed raccoon
WalG! look how happy this raccoon is with his stuffed raccoon
No! You may not take my stuffed animal! Good day, sir,
SAID. GOOD DA
No! You may not take my stuffed animal! Good day, sir, SAID. GOOD DA
Cats love heated flooring
On charges of violating the peace, grand larceny, attempted murder,
I plead not guilty.
I was sleeping the whole time Your Honor
On charges of violating the peace, grand larceny, attempted murder, I plead not guilty. I was sleeping the whole time Your Honor
My golden found her rubber pacifier she'd lost as a puppy
My golden found her rubber pacifier she'd lost as a puppy
"I bet it would be funny to put a pancake on my cats face"...
2 minutes later "JESUS CHRIST!"
"I bet it would be funny to put a pancake on my cats face"... 2 minutes later "JESUS CHRIST!"