can't leave you alone for one minute, can I?

"You are an adult, you can schedule your own appointments now Me:

Albert got an owie. Albert got shaved and the cone of shame. Albert is not having the best day.

Waitress 'faith' in future generations restored after serving a group of 6th-grade customers with impeccable manners @globalpositivenews

Kyrsten @Kyrstianity The fact he is sitting with his legs crossed . Nenenfkkfejejdndj

How I sleep knowing food is hella delicious and I get to eat more of it tomorrow...

TO MAKE SURE THAT SWE STAYS VERY SAFE

months am smol am lorge now pls provide chimken nuggets thanks for nuggets

she was raised by cats when she was a puppy, now she behaves like a cat

swear Mommy I didn't take it. Look at my hands, it's amotv!

@trolls4everr Me with "Dark circles" after using mobile all day and night...

Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.

LET INEEN TORN BACK OUT ARAIN

A cat killing balloon...

Instead of all the negative postings, here is a pic of some topless chicks in short skirts

SHOT ON BLACK SHARK Al DUAL CAMERA

@UncleDukei9E9 "It's Charlie." "Who?" "Your neighbor, Charlie." "Who?" "Charlie." "Who?" "From next door." "Who?" "This is getting old, Matt." "Sorry, man. What's up?"

I only label the important things

I walked into my kitchen and I had the strangest feeling that I was being watched

15-year-old has refurbished nearly 100 discarded computers, donating them to people in need during pandemic

bomber paregrine falcon my hand reaching into a pringles can

A woman I once met told me this "To judge a place, look at the stray cats. If they are friendly, bold and relaxed, you know it is a good village with good people."