Teacher: I need some strong boys to move this table old me:

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his absolutely made my day. Maybe not mind-blowing, but sometimes dogs /wolves in movies need CGI tails if they're supposed to be acting mean bc they' re so excited to be doing a good job acting that their tails

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Kyrsten @Kyrstianity The fact he is sitting with his legs crossed . Nenenfkkfejejdndj

Friend: "Does your cat bite?" Me: "Worse. He judges you."

I'm a little nervous about this electrician but he works cheap

When you cut sugar and carbs from your diet

Roxy knows she's allowed on the barstool, and not the counter. Roxy also test her limits. all

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My mum always made me a birthday cake. Every year for 44 years. Two months since she died and my old dad tried his hardest and my heart melted...

Watched my coworkers dog for an afternoon and now he won't stop staring at me

violetrebellion Why isn't it evolving doritdew she already legendary

Me waiting for Amazon to deliver my packages minutes after ordering them

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Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house. The dog:

Say hello to Jonathan he was born in 1832 & is 189 years old

My mom works at a hospital and they have this service dog go around and cheer up patients

Someone slept too long and wrinkled her whiskers.

When you make up a bunch fake scenarios and spend the rest of the day thinking about them:

"Wondered why my dog wouldn't come when I called him. Then I found this."

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THAT MOMENT WHEN THE MUSIC YOU LISTENED TO IN HIGH SCHOOL BEING PL ON THE "NINES" STATION