Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
'SEYMOUR! Did you steal another watermelon from the neighbors? You march back over there and
apologize to Mrs. Krantz.
But didn't steal it!
Felix found it in the ocean and asked me to wateh it for him.
THE That is by far the
worst lie you have
'ever told. You aro in big trouble mister,
Seymour is never gonna believe this.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like "yeah but is all this really worth it
I like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy"
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish