The first bath with mom

During study sessions. Me:

Garbage truck driver rescues puppy he found in a moving backpack left in the middle of the road @globalpositivenews

A jerk to the world, but a gentleman to his girl. ll

Unless your baby looks like this I don't wanna see it on my timeline

Me risking my job, career and future to get extra sleep

thequietpartloud Straight up thought this was a herd of tiny brachiosaurs crossing the sidewalk celticpyro

Me complaining about the results of my own actions

Black Hole where Treats have no chance

fun fact *bb Doves and pigeons are basically the same thing. They all belong to the same family of birds, but the one we most commonly refer to as a 'pigeon' is actually a species of rock dove.

ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU-- FOX NEWS Minnesota town re-elects doa as its mavor

I let millie display her creative side last night. Truly one of the greatest artists of our generation.

woke myself up farting into the pillow my mom puts her face on.

Come on in. We've heen expecting you.

When you cut sugar and carbs from your diet

A rare sighting of the North American Snow Loaf.