A German Shepherd, Doberman and a Cat have died. All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in. The German shepherd says: believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master." "Good," says God, "then sit down on my right side." "Doberman, what do you believe in?" Asks God. The Doberman answers: believe in the love, care and protection of my master." *Aha," said God, "you may sit to my left." Then he looks at the Cat, and asks "And what do you believe in?" The Cat then answers: believe you're silting in my seat."