Dad: *doesn't want a dog* Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and the dog: aX

woke myself up farting into the pillow my mom puts her face on.

A woman I once met told me this "To judge a place, look at the stray cats. If they are friendly, bold and relaxed, you know it is a good village with good people."

QUARANTINE nay

My gf giving me kiss Me having a long day

Her little toes are exact opposites

On charges of violating the peace, grand larceny, attempted murder, I plead not guilty. I was sleeping the whole time Your Honor

must study vou

A Rescued Earless Seal Finds Toy Version Of Itself, Can't Stop

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I went out of town for a few days and came home to my dog who seems to want to have a word with me about it.

Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary "I believe I will stay up until midnight and then have a snack!"- Maggie #ofsds #ofsdsmaggie #seniordogs #ofsdsgoodnight

killed this for you

YOU WANT CUDDLES? HERE BUY

bro help me up

DOG PANTS ARE ALL THE RAGE THIS YEAR IN PET FASHION the-most-phenomenal-banana I'm not even gonna post the picture but I know you're thinking of it

Me when mom says its dinner time th