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when u have nice hat and someone mentions it and you feel nice
when u have nice hat and someone mentions it and you feel nice
Looks like I'm not sad anymore
"Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right."
"Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right."
@trolls4everr
Me with "Dark circles" after using mobile all day and night...
@trolls4everr Me with "Dark circles" after using mobile all day and night...
Butter is definitely not a fan of bathtime
Butter is definitely not a fan of bathtime
Mewbert didn't know who this new hooman was but he sensed he'd got a good one
Mewbert didn't know who this new hooman was but he sensed he'd got a good one
She kissed me
She kissed me
Australian scientists have used music to attract Great White Sharks, and have found they are particularly drawn to
"Back In Black"
Australian scientists have used music to attract Great White Sharks, and have found they are particularly drawn to "Back In Black"
Me when literally anyone comes over:
"Hey look at this super cool thing my dog can do!!"
Me when literally anyone comes over: "Hey look at this super cool thing my dog can do!!"
nd that one looks like a mouse", thought Fred, staring at the clouds.
It was almost time for dinner.
nd that one looks like a mouse", thought Fred, staring at the clouds. It was almost time for dinner.
4 year old me: grandpa, look!
me: does nothing special grandpa:
4 year old me: grandpa, look! me: does nothing special grandpa:
he almost broke dog code and started talking
*hacker voice*
I'm in
*hacker voice* I'm in
I drew her, she drew me
I drew her, she drew me
What do you Call a bird who drinks too much?
An owlcoholic
What do you Call a bird who drinks too much? An owlcoholic
How it feels when you open the car door for your dog
How it feels when you open the car door for your dog
The perfect mustache
The perfect mustache
Such a happy child
When your name is in a math problem and it says you have
400 watermelons
When your name is in a math problem and it says you have 400 watermelons