My wife five minutes after watching a movie that she picked out.

Your total comes to 12 belly rubs

yo me: look how strong i am *shows mini biceps* dad

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

My name is Dora!!

LOOK AT THE LIL PAWS LOOK AT THE LIL TONGUE LOOK AT THE LIL ROAST CHICKEN SQUEAKY TOY

How much for the angry fruit?

friend: we should wake up early and start working out me:

me: the world is such a wonderful place bro just want to travel and go on adventures forever also me:

When your eyeliner is on point

DOT. WHO WOULD FETCH A BALL? I ONLY FETCH CHICKEN WINKS

Pretty sure my cat has a quest for me this morning

This is what I woke up to today. Jerk.

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My kids when I tell them they can't have any more snacks before dinner

I don't know much about birds, but I can easily identify the husband in this picture

Today I picked up new hobby: drawing stick figure arms on birds

uy with only vision IN one eye, bought a dog that was only born with one eye that no one else wanted

Remember Kiwi & his goth of? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies @ OP

Move over, guys, the head mechanic is here.

Dude are you ready to party!!! (Umm who ts this?" Oh sorry wrong number 'eye)

OF COURSE I'M IN SHAPE ROUNDS A SHOPEI~

when u have nice hat and someone mentions it and you feel nice

have no idea what kind of service dog this is, but do know he deserves some belly rubs. SER