So my friend's vet has a comfort-dog assistant that helps sick patients know that everything will be alright and this is really all you need to see today

nari duck @pieckock DON'T WANNA BE A CHICKEN NUGGET

"Whatcha cooking?" SS I

"WHAT IF SOY MILK IS JUST REGULAR MILK INTRODUCING ITSELF IN SPANISH?" STEVE cc

Told my fiance I didn't get that drunk last night. She showed me this picture this morning. Apparently, I was getting frustrated with our dog because he wouldn't answer the banana phone.

ot what I neeeeeeeeeed

"Our cow wasn't feeling good so last night, My son went outside to spend time with her.I woke up morning and found this" You are a good man, thank you

My Magic Will Help Me Conquer the World

killed this for you

licked said, you wouldn't have to stand naked under this rain maker. Just sayin

MY CAT KOKOPELLI

When bae is needy but not direct

SPIRE. A substitute teacher living in his car got a birthday surprise of $27,000 from a former student

The Ol' Razzle Dazzle

violetrebellion Why isn't it evolving doritdew she already legendary

"Does he bite?" "No, but he judges you!"

My Grandma got bit by a Pelican on a pier and then began to scold it lemnix: it looks so sad

Her brother I (Fler Pather Her Nile

Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat