Can you please stop talking so loudly @introvertsmindset

WHY YES COUNE MRE IMCANUERIENT PLACE TA LAY GOWEN, Thot ME

"Does he bite?" "No, but he judges you!"

I don't know much about birds, but I can easily identify the husband in this picture

These Adorably Round Bearded Reeling Birds Can Do Perfect Splits

Gangster cat walking away after cai Were

Me: dont get why you cant just say it to my face Someone: *says it to my face* Me:

idreaminwords: frantzfandom awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

LOVE YOU ARD REALLY WANT YOU TO PET BUT ALSO KINDA WANT TO BITE YOU ANO THAT'S JUST SOMETHING YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH.

I wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like:

WHY DOES THE HUMAN-SLAVE KEEP STEALING MY POOP WITH A TINY SHOVELS

When your doberman printer runs out of ink

cottagecore kitties in a bed of flowers

Me and my girl got our first place together, but she wasn't able to move in until a week after I did. So I put together a lil welcome home lunch for her today. Crab legs and chicken wings and garlic shrimp and crawfish mac n cheese and red wine and her favorite brand of chips. home OM_ * hon

hm doin a research.. . ahh yes all cat r bad

hood trophy w NJ @groovy_killa My Dad opened the first black owned toy store in the Carson mall today ! I'm so proud of him love you pops - - Twitter for iPhone

During study sessions. Me:

I volunteer for a dog rescue, we love seeing updates of the dogs in their new homes. This one made me smile!

have no concept of time because lama cat but I'm pretty sure this 'thing here means you're late for feeding me ORIGINALS