"Not missing an opportunity"

The Kereru, a native wood pigeon of New Zealand, binges on fermented berries and is known for getting drunk LE

When you don't have to pay for rent or food

gone Macarea, a moth that drinks the tears of sleeping birds

almost 6 years ago before my dad passed he gave my sister this 10$ bill to give to me on my 21st birthday so he could buy me my first beer, cheers pops havin this one for you!

When you're stuck ina traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you

Young woman opened a sanctuary to take care of neglected animals - no matter their age or species. She has rescued nearly 200 animals so far. @globalpositivenews

Rescue owl was 'too fat to fly' so doctors put her on a diet. After she lost 30 grams, she is back in the wild again. @globalpositivenews

and graders when they get their homework back and there's a smelly sticker on it cause they did good

{Speed Date] Girl: Yeah, I'm into bad boys Dog: *Stands up* I think we're done here

Did I donate that shirt???

So, they're like "Who's good And, I'm like "Mot mel"

*Me & my homy over video call*

Mister Weez was always my big chonk. After a year of diet and exercise, he's now my chonk.

[now prongunce you my faithful, obedient servant... Vou may kiec tha naw

"Hooman, I was happier before her

When your phone dies in public and you don't know what to do with yourself

me: have to start eating healthier me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:

We've adopted a fluffy potato. Meet Anchan.