I can't wait for the office potluck! People always ask me how I make the paw print sugar cookies so perfect!

Mama, just killed a mouse

My mum always made me a birthday cake. Every year for 44 years. Two months since she died and my old dad tried his hardest and my heart melted...

Your bird at Sam getting ready for their morning scream

School crossing guard dressed up for St. Patrick's Day We

This goose used her wings to protect an abandoned puppy from the cold. The puppy was shivering so she folded her wings around this baby & moved him closer to her so he could benefit from her body warmth. Puppy stopped shivering & went to sleep.

When I use the word 'Furthermore' ina sentence

You really.think YOUR job is tough? Most aspects to

Duke Skymocker @DukeSkymocker Replying to @dog_rates This is Dale. He never wants anyone to leave so he plops his butt in front of the door if you put your shoes on. AM - - Twitter for Android

aw Your friend, Your partner, Your CAT. Ore My life, My love, My leader. I will be yours, Faithful & true, Til the last beat Of my heart. LAM YOUR Coat

Me complaining about the results of my own actions

vynen you accidentally Click "open in new window" instead of "open in new tab"

Boy With Autism Who Only Eats One Brand Of Waffles Gets The Recipe When The Company Discontinues Them @tanksgoodnews

Me and my girl got our first place together, but she wasn't able to move in until a week after I did. So I put together a lil welcome home lunch for her today. Crab legs and chicken wings and garlic shrimp and crawfish mac n cheese and red wine and her favorite brand of chips. home OM_ * hon

almost 6 years ago before my dad passed he gave my sister this 10$ bill to give to me on my 21st birthday so he could buy me my first beer, cheers pops havin this one for you!

Me waiting for Amazon to deliver my packages minutes after ordering them

Mewbert didn't know who this new hooman was but he sensed he'd got a good one

Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...

When the person you're trying to cheer up says you actually helped.