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"My son always texts to say he's on his way home. So! open the door, letting his 17 year old cat, and 16 year old doggo know that he's on his way. This is them waiting for him. Thought it was adorable and wanted to share."

put a wig on the dog and frightened the crap out of the postman. ow

he's now as big as his bed

Today I picked up new hobby: drawing stick figure arms on birds

and "bwurr?" little weak fish guys I woke up and rolled back a little bit and heard a "bwurr?" and

Yes officer, I'd like to report a crime. He made a motion like he threw the ball, but really kept it in his hand

WHEN THE POLICE UP AT NEICHPOAR'C HOLNCE

when u ask ur mom to stop for food and she actually says yes

@O REDMI NOTE PRO CO Al QUAD CAMERA

When you lie on the application but still get the job

Profile picture: Reality:

94-year-olds found love in the worst year for dating and now they are getting engaged @globalpositivenews

Found my best friend in bed with my girlfriend! I'm not sure who I'm more angry at.

My dog's pillow fell to the roof couple days ago. It has a new owner now

BUT! THEY KEEP

When you stay up to midnight and you just sleep

to show my deg a bultetly tound, He appreciate