When your doberman printer runs out of ink

Great and simple idea: Walmart and Home Depot make uniforms for employees who are deaf / hard of hearing to help communication with customers MOVEMENT LAM DEAF Tap Me On My Should Glad To He Yo

WHEN WAS A PUR THAD GNE TOY AND IT AOCTIBE

My wife five minutes after watching a movie that she picked out.

Spot the difference

PUPPY LOVE

Got stood up by my date so thought I'd treat a special girl in my life.

I'm a little nervous about this electrician but he works cheap

I had vacuumed and forgot to put his steps back up against the couch. Came in to find him like this.

"Wondered why my dog wouldn't come when I called him. Then I found this."

You do cealize

"Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right."

CAPTAIN'S HAT - CHECK CAPTAIN'S UNIFORM - CHECK STRIKING POSE - CHECK PILOT'S LICENSE -