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GreenSockN
@1 love that my girlfriend talks too much
A lot of people I know have this idea of "my wife/ girlfriend talks too much, I have things to do," but with my girlfriend it's different. She can talk and talk and talk for hours on end probably, and I would listen to it all. It makes me strangely happy to listen to her ramble on about whatever Is on her mind. Yesterday when I called her, she talked for almost 3 hours and I just listened to her talk the entire time while simultaneously doing whatever I was doing, games, working out, and the entire time I was extremely happy. I love listening to her talk.
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michihunt1
That's so sweet. She has the gift of gab. You have the gift of listening. A perfect match!
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PM & /unpopularopinion GreenSockN @1 love that my girlfriend talks too much A lot of people I know have this idea of "my wife/ girlfriend talks too much, I have things to do," but with my girlfriend it's different. She can talk and talk and talk for hours on end probably, and I would listen to it all. It makes me strangely happy to listen to her ramble on about whatever Is on her mind. Yesterday when I called her, she talked for almost 3 hours and I just listened to her talk the entire time while simultaneously doing whatever I was doing, games, working out, and the entire time I was extremely happy. I love listening to her talk. 8.9k 463 Share BEST COMMENTS michihunt1 That's so sweet. She has the gift of gab. You have the gift of listening. A perfect match! Reply 2.6k avoidingzugzwang Add a comment
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