alien: how did you enslave your human dog: did not
alien: then why does he provide for your every need
dog: because he loves me alien: but why does he love you
dog: [wagging tail] because i love him
alien: how did you enslave your human dog: did not alien: then why does he provide for your every need dog: because he loves me alien: but why does he love you dog: [wagging tail] because i love him