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When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the subject
When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the subject
3 me, asking to watch The Land
Before Time for the 1,000" time
My mom, bored to hell, but obliging hecause she loves me
3 me, asking to watch The Land Before Time for the 1,000" time My mom, bored to hell, but obliging hecause she loves me
Marlo Meekins
@MarloMeckins
Padded bra = effective fireworks ear muffs
PM - 4 Jul 2016
GR
Marlo Meekins @MarloMeckins Padded bra = effective fireworks ear muffs PM - 4 Jul 2016 GR
"You think this is funny, Carol? Identity theft is not a joke."
"You think this is funny, Carol? Identity theft is not a joke."
"Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right."
"Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right."
When you bite a human but he doesn't catch the plague
When you bite a human but he doesn't catch the plague
Watched my coworkers dog for an afternoon and now he won't stop staring at me
Watched my coworkers dog for an afternoon and now he won't stop staring at me
Grandma's act of kindness: she gives the garbage men cold drinks on a hot day.
We have an office dog and he visited me today
We have an office dog and he visited me today
Took me a while to understand what's happening
Took me a while to understand what's happening
Today I picked up new hobby: drawing stick figure arms on birds
Today I picked up new hobby: drawing stick figure arms on birds
Finally some good news
LIVE
BREAKING NEWS
LOCAL DOG IN GOOD MOOD
Finally some good news LIVE BREAKING NEWS LOCAL DOG IN GOOD MOOD
School crossing guard dressed up for
St. Patrick's Day
We
School crossing guard dressed up for St. Patrick's Day We
stay-weird-babee:
If you're ever having a bad day, here is a picture of a little turtle wearing a
stay-weird-babee: If you're ever having a bad day, here is a picture of a little turtle wearing a
So I pretended to throw a ball and caught the exact moment my dog realised I had betrayed him...
So I pretended to throw a ball and caught the exact moment my dog realised I had betrayed him...
"You merely adopted the bark. I was born in it, molded by it."
"You merely adopted the bark. I was born in it, molded by it."
My friend wanted a dog so he went and adopted Hank. He is a little different
My friend wanted a dog so he went and adopted Hank. He is a little different
Spent 7 years in special ed., graduating with a 1.8 GPA. A.
teacher said I wasn't going to college. Now I'm a VCU grad & best-selling author.
Spent 7 years in special ed., graduating with a 1.8 GPA. A. teacher said I wasn't going to college. Now I'm a VCU grad & best-selling author.
@trolls4everr
Me with "Dark circles" after using mobile all day and night...
@trolls4everr Me with "Dark circles" after using mobile all day and night...