explain your srmoiness

When your grandma gives you money, but your mom yells from another room: "Don't give him anything!"

When someone I don't know touches me @

WORK MY cal CAN HAVE perrer LIFE

Now e reddit No birds here, just another food

When I use the word 'Furthermore' ina sentence

nope @ @LiINasX i have to pick one u guys 1,141 5301 GY 98.2K nope @ @LilINasX i got both

Me coming out of my room every few days to get attention

Oho, agn...

THIS ISN'T EVEN BEMGATELY FIINNY

g-year-old, born with only one hand, can now play the violin thanks to a custom prosthetic made by classmate's dad GP Uglobalpositivenews

Found the perfect wedding cake

Marine veteran who lost leg and eye in Afghanistan got a mortgage-free home from the Gary Sinise Foundation @globalpositivenews

When one act of kindness creates a lifelong friendship I fixed a pigeon's wing so he went to fetch his girlfriend and now they live at my house

Maybe Il bite, maybe I wont. Are you willing to take that risk?

My son had a good report card. We told him he could have a present. He chose los of bacon. That's when I knew for sure he was mine.

HAVEN'T DECIDED WHAT I WANT TO DO LATER DON'T WANNA BE BOKED INTO ANY NECISIONS.._

ihada bad day want to talk about it? want to rant about it while i listen and nod oh god yes