A German Shepherd,
Doberman and a Cat have died.
All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.
The German shepherd says: believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master."
"Good," says God, "then sit down on my right side."
"Doberman, what do you believe in?" Asks God. The
Doberman answers: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master."
"Aha," said God, "you may sit to my left."
Then he looks at the Cat, and asks :"And whal do you believe in?"
The Cat then answers: believe you're sitting in my seat."