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We all have that one friend we don't invite to restaurants
We all have that one friend we don't invite to restaurants
My wife said she was making tacos for dinner and before I could blink, Obsidian pops out with lightning speed
My wife said she was making tacos for dinner and before I could blink, Obsidian pops out with lightning speed
No one:
Younger siblings everywhere:
Mom said its my turn on the xbox
No one: Younger siblings everywhere: Mom said its my turn on the xbox
Paralyzed from waist down, this gritty operator still gets the job done. His boss also deserves praise as he came up with the specially modified excavator.
@globalpositivenews
Paralyzed from waist down, this gritty operator still gets the job done. His boss also deserves praise as he came up with the specially modified excavator. @globalpositivenews
When mom bought you a new hat
When mom bought you a new hat
When your mom calls your full name
When your mom calls your full name
when they're so cute you're not even mad
when they're so cute you're not even mad
have no concept of time because lama cat but I'm pretty sure this
'thing here means you're
late for feeding me
ORIGINALS
have no concept of time because lama cat but I'm pretty sure this 'thing here means you're late for feeding me ORIGINALS
Harvest Mice love the smell of pollen and often fall asleep inside flowers.
Harvest Mice love the smell of pollen and often fall asleep inside flowers.
When you lie on the application but still get the job
When you lie on the application but still get the job
A rare sighting of the North American
Snow Loaf.
A rare sighting of the North American Snow Loaf.
ME, WHEN MY KID TAKES ONE LOOK AT DINNER AND SAYS HE DOESN'T LIKE IT:
JUST
TRY IT
ME, WHEN MY KID TAKES ONE LOOK AT DINNER AND SAYS HE DOESN'T LIKE IT: JUST TRY IT
+10 armor +2 hooman resistance
+10 armor +2 hooman resistance
[now prongunce you
my faithful, obedient servant...
Vou may kiec tha naw
[now prongunce you my faithful, obedient servant... Vou may kiec tha naw
Franks For Friends: Virginia Restaurant
Offering Free Meals To Those In Need,
No Questions Asked
@tanksgoodnews
Franks For Friends: Virginia Restaurant Offering Free Meals To Those In Need, No Questions Asked @tanksgoodnews
@UncleDukei9E9
"It's Charlie."
"Who?"
"Your neighbor, Charlie."
"Who?"
"Charlie."
"Who?"
"From next door."
"Who?"
"This is getting old, Matt."
"Sorry, man. What's up?"
@UncleDukei9E9 "It's Charlie." "Who?" "Your neighbor, Charlie." "Who?" "Charlie." "Who?" "From next door." "Who?" "This is getting old, Matt." "Sorry, man. What's up?"
Me: I have so much to do this weekend
Also me:
Me: I have so much to do this weekend Also me:
This is Sisu, a stray dog who broke into a Dollar General 5 times to steal this purple unicorn. When Animal Control got there the officer bought it for him.
This is Sisu, a stray dog who broke into a Dollar General 5 times to steal this purple unicorn. When Animal Control got there the officer bought it for him.
MY DOG STARTED SLEEPIRG IN THE GRAFT SUPPEIES
IT'S THE DOG
SO WE HAD SHOW
WHO'S IN CHARGE
THE DOG'S CHARGE
MY DOG STARTED SLEEPIRG IN THE GRAFT SUPPEIES IT'S THE DOG SO WE HAD SHOW WHO'S IN CHARGE THE DOG'S CHARGE
When you're small and have
friends
When you're small and have friends