This assistance dog with its pig plushy after a long workday

LOVE ME I need attention

"WHAT IF SOY MILK IS JUST REGULAR MILK INTRODUCING ITSELF IN SPANISH?" STEVE cc

WHEN YOUR CHILD INHERITS YOUR CHARACTER, AND NOW YOU HAVE A MINI TOXIC VERSION OF YOURSELF.

My son is traveling alone and requested a window seat

"And when I looked back... The bol... was still in his hand!!"

Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from frosted flakes

I threw up in the car and the Uber driver ate it all. Excellent service

his cat is about to say something in talian

Good Dog Be hh iour: Something tells me that Buster doesn't want to be trained...

I wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like:

WHEN WAS A PUR THAD GNE TOY AND IT AOCTIBE

I prefer to use an essential oil diffuser when I sleep, but to each his own I suppose

On charges of violating the peace, grand larceny, attempted murder, I plead not guilty. I was sleeping the whole time Your Honor

We are family mm @D_dagga Wait, so the dog took the pic Nd the auv the second?

When you're late for work and forget to feed the king

ot what I neeeeeeeeeed

think my dog has the worst poker face... ever...

When you don't have to pay for rent or food

He loves it when people walking by say hi to him, so we decided to make it a little more interactive for both parties

She's too precious for this world

Snail's teeth are the strongest biological material on Earth. They can withstand pressure hich enoiich to tirn Carhon into Diamond

me when I see dogs

March 2015 March 2021

WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR SELF SINGING ON VIDEO