We got a new puppy yesterday. I asked my 4 year old to put him to bed. This is what I came back to

But my family is sleeping... I said bark...

No! You may not take my stuffed animal! Good day, sir, SAID. GOOD DA

Girl: "I'm gonna take a picture of u with wine so it looks like u drink hahaha" Cat: "Whatever helps u cope with your chronic alcohol problem Stephanie" Girl: "what" Cat: "meow"

When your least responsible friend gets a clog

When my kid whispers "I love you mommy" in my ear and now I gotta decide if I'm going to give in or not

LOS ANGELES BECOMES NO KILL CITY FOR ANIMAL SHELTERS ELARGEST NO-KKILL CITY IN THE COUNTRY MAKING IT TH FOX 11

I LOVE PARROTLETS SO MUCH THEY ARE JUST TOO

Chocolate dipped golden retrievers are my favorite breed of dog

Friend: "Does your cat bite?" Me: "Worse. He judges you."

The four stages of cat thought

All and wanted they was gave table me this scraps and they gave this stupid at!!

When you explain something 17 times and they still don't get it

when your gets angry but looks so cute so you can't help but smile and it makes even more mad

"where CO you see yourselt in 10 years?"

"Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right."

Australian Girl Donates Her Own Birthday Money To Save 14 Kittens Where are you going so fast? My blood cells

NOT WILL AUSTRALIAN KILL i YOU WILL KILL DON'T GET ME WRONG, HE -HEWSTCANT

How it feels sharing the bed with my cat. @alienwithnojob

"Paint meow like one of your French cats" @meowingtonsco @_gq kcatcafg Vi Hf! fh,

When your landlord says no dogs

HAVEN'T DECIDED WHAT I WANT TO DO LATER DON'T WANNA BE BOKED INTO ANY NECISIONS.._

My mom got her dog a sweater, when I asked why it was pink she said "he's very secure with his masculinity"