hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like "yeah but is all this really worth it I like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy" to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older they were going to get fakes to buy fish

when u ask ur mom to stop for food and she actually says yes

SOME DOGS @offleashstudio ARE ALIENS

The moment when you have to force a smile for the camera.

Talk to da naws cuz da face asleen.

HOW DOES NASA ORGANIZE A PARTY? THEY PLANET

Squirrel has mastered water bending...

Are you also abandoned by humans? Idecided. From today we will be friends

went camping for 3 days The cat was stuck with my wife. This is his Where have you been for 3 days' look when I got home

WHALE WHALE WHALE

Was at the light and saw this good boye tire cover when who should appear, but the boye himself.

YOUR KOALAFICATIONS ARE COMPLETELY IRRELEPHANT

lam training to help people lama hero found feather mahm

when your girl starts picking up on your habits so now she's a mini version of u

Ss id My golden found her rubber pacifier she'd lost as a puppy

How feel when say "pardon me" @the nizzacat

That's all 40 Sheep What? We should ig only have 37!? know, I rounded them up.