LOVE ME I need attention

Roommate: Did you eat my food? Me: no Also me: @insta raccoon, gram

The perfect employee doesn't exis- My. local hardware has a dog that follows you around, and takes your items to the counter for you. We

brown sugar @gludengoddess she was raised by cats when she was a puppy, now she behaves like a cat

went camping for 3 days The cat was stuck with my wife. This is his Where have you been for 3 days' look when I got home

When you hit 30 trying to figure out what happened with your childhood... @premiumcatmemes

Me trying to avoid eye contact with the crack head at the gas station.

HOW DOES NASA ORGANIZE A PARTY? THEY PLANET

Weasel photographed riding om woodpecker's back 3 March 2015 MARTIN LE-MAY Martin Le-May caught the moment when the woodpecker took flight with a weasel on its back Amateur photographer Martin Le-May, from Essex, has recorded the extraordinary image of a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker as it flies through the air.

Pssst... Just toss the chicken under the table. No one has to know. @mookiecanitswim

Dad: *doesn't want a cat* Family: *buys cat anyways* Dad and the cat:

"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes be

How it feels sharing the bed with my cat. @alienwithnojob

My clog when talking to him normally , The second ask

Whenever I go fo my mom's is always' siffing on the couch lik

"My crush just told me over text that it was "unmanly" for men to have a cat. I sent her this"