@wolls4everr They: You are not fat you are just cute ME:

This is Sisu, a stray dog who broke into a Dollar General 5 times to steal this purple unicorn. When Animal Control got there the officer bought it for him.

Sleepy beep

Mom couldn't find toys that teach children about Black history, so she started her own toy company @globalpositivenews

"Wondered why my dog wouldn't come when I called him. Then I found this."

"Hooman, I was happier before her

his absolutely made my day. Maybe not mind-blowing, but sometimes dogs /wolves in movies need CGI tails if they're supposed to be acting mean bc they' re so excited to be doing a good job acting that their tails

When you lie on the application but still get the job

INTERNET IS DOWN

The Kereru, a native wood pigeon of New Zealand, binges on fermented berries and is known for getting drunk LE

Dad: *doesn't want dog* Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and dog:

When you stay up to midnight and you just sleep

"You mad babe?" "No" "Let's see a smile then"

Teen Saves Boy's Life From 800 Miles Away After Witnessing ATV Crash On TikTok @tanksgoodnews

Her: Come over Me: can't! I got borking to do Her: My mom just left Me:

LOVE YOU ARD REALLY WANT YOU TO PET BUT ALSO KINDA WANT TO BITE YOU ANO THAT'S JUST SOMETHING YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH.