U thought I was fruit but I am doggo

Anyone else's dog dismount the sofa like this?

me when I see dogs

LOVE ME I need attention

Mister Weez was always my big chonk. After a year of diet and exercise, he's now my chonk.

{Speed Date] Girl: Yeah, I'm into bad boys Dog: *Stands up* I think we're done here

Ways to learn fusion and division: Fusion: Division:

think my dog has the worst poker face... ever...

When you don't have to pay for rent or food

My son is traveling alone and requested a window seat

WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR SELF SINGING ON VIDEO

When your phone dies in public and you don't know what to do with yourself

This person tried to unlock your Phone 15 51

She's too precious for this world

Good Dog Be hh iour: Something tells me that Buster doesn't want to be trained...

I threw up in the car and the Uber driver ate it all. Excellent service

"And when I looked back... The bol... was still in his hand!!"

Fossils of a turtle the size of a car have been unearthed in South America. Carlos for scale.

WHEN WAS A PUR THAD GNE TOY AND IT AOCTIBE

his cat is about to say something in talian

When your closest coworker gets a new job but you still communicate by tagging each other in memes

HEY GARL HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLUE--

Snail's teeth are the strongest biological material on Earth. They can withstand pressure hich enoiich to tirn Carhon into Diamond

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