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Scientists invented a pill that enables dogs to fully speak and understand
English. It lasts for ten minutes, and will only work one time. You give a pill to your 12 year-old Border Collie, whom you've had since they were a pup. Your dog immediately says "Alright, listen very carefully..."
"...you have always been the good boy. You get down on yourself but the good boy was you all a long."
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Scientists invented a pill that enables dogs to fully speak and understand English. It lasts for ten minutes, and will only work one time. You give a pill to your 12 year-old Border Collie, whom you've had since they were a pup. Your dog immediately says "Alright, listen very carefully..." "...you have always been the good boy. You get down on yourself but the good boy was you all a long." 4,360 notes

FRIGHTENS ME
This is my take on her current mood. She just sincerely thanked me for warning her that I was about to cough.
FRIGHTENS ME