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When you lie on your resume but still get the job
Mykidsbutler
When you lie on your resume but still get the job Mykidsbutler
May I kindly interrupt your scrolling with this duck on a swing? Only if it's okay with you.
May I kindly interrupt your scrolling with this duck on a swing? Only if it's okay with you.
Relationship goals we can all agree
Relationship goals we can all agree
Mom
Read PM
No you cannot have one but they are cute
Mom Read PM No you cannot have one but they are cute
My friend collected all the toads in the lawn before he mowed it so they would all be safe.
My friend collected all the toads in the lawn before he mowed it so they would all be safe.
FOUND: Cat was at my front door this evening with no collar. He ate 5 cans of tuna, so he must have been lost a while. He was covered in dirt and leaves, so I gave him a bath. I've been checking with neighbors, but no one seems to be missing a
cat
FOUND: Cat was at my front door this evening with no collar. He ate 5 cans of tuna, so he must have been lost a while. He was covered in dirt and leaves, so I gave him a bath. I've been checking with neighbors, but no one seems to be missing a cat
Showing your cat your snails while cleaning the terrarium
Expectation:
Reality:
Showing your cat your snails while cleaning the terrarium Expectation: Reality:
We all have that one friend we don't invite to restaurants
We all have that one friend we don't invite to restaurants
Me shamelessly expecting
attention from my fav person:
Me shamelessly expecting attention from my fav person:
My girlfriend had no idea what I was planning...decided the best place for her ring would be in my mouth so she couldn't see
If we don't hug like this I don't wanna date.
If we don't hug like this I don't wanna date.
Glass was defeating him
Glass was defeating him
think my clog is broken TikTok
Serah
pov: you are a seed
Serah pov: you are a seed
Twin sisters celebrate their 100th birthday.
Their secret - daily bacon, eggs, and wine
@globalpositivenews
Twin sisters celebrate their 100th birthday. Their secret - daily bacon, eggs, and wine @globalpositivenews
IT'S CALLED FASHION.
EVER HEARD OF IT?
IT'S CALLED FASHION. EVER HEARD OF IT?
Mewbert didn't know who this new hooman was but he sensed he'd got a good one
Mewbert didn't know who this new hooman was but he sensed he'd got a good one
mess with the quack
+he whack
mess with the quack +he whack
okay come on, step down baba