I'm hiring this guy as my wedding photographer I don't care how much he costs @CabbageCativiemes

When you hear mom pull in the driveway but there are still chores to be done

This looks like a Baroque painting This is what defeat looks like

Squirrel has mastered water bending...

A Rescued Earless Seal Finds Toy Version Of Itself, Can't Stop

"my sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat"

FINALLY CAUGHT THE LITTLE RED DOT ITCUNUPEN ME

When you go to see your bird and find him sleeping, all chubby and fluffy

WHEN YOU SEE PEOPLE

I let millie display her creative side last night. Truly one of the greatest artists of our generation.

When the human "looks amazed when glll you did wac cit

Do you want to join my religion? What's your religion? I'm interested Delivered

The perfect employee doesn't exis- My. local hardware has a dog that follows you around, and takes your items to the counter for you. We

FOUND: Cat was at my front door this evening with no collar. He ate 5 cans of tuna, so he must have been lost a while. He was covered in dirt and leaves, so I gave him a bath. I've been checking with neighbors, but no one seems to be missing a cat

My spirit animal is Duckmingo.